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Beitrag von empf » Sa Okt 29, 2011 5:26 am

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'


THERE'S MORE...

Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!'


IT IS NOT OVER YET...

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken
Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head.
'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting.. And now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'
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Re: the Irish…

Beitrag von bof » Sa Okt 29, 2011 5:46 am

Yeah baby - Eyerland to the Eiern!
(Weil die sich in deinem Witz alle mit Geflügel - man könnte auch sagen: mit Vögeln - abgeben)

And Schland to the Schlöchern...

PS - nice to know you's still 'round hereabouts, matey potatey.
Any plans for X-mas?
Got some lovely scallops...
Feeling looooonely...

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Re: the Irish…

Beitrag von empf » Fr Mär 23, 2012 8:26 am

Hmmm, vielleicht sollt ich oefter mal als alle 6 Monate vorbei schauen…? Sorry Bof, das mit den Scallops wird wohl nix (Sesong su ende) aber: Im July gehts wieder los (mit de Scallops).

Klaus
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Re: the Irish…

Beitrag von Charlotte » Fr Mai 04, 2012 8:32 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Schade dass man hier kein 'like' dran clicken kann wie bei FB :P

bof - lass dir doch mal was einfallen....

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Re: the Irish…

Beitrag von bof » Fr Mai 04, 2012 8:58 pm

Das ist nicht "mein" Forum, Christine.
Das gibt's woanders - wo genau, steht in meinem Profil als Kurz-URL.
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